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FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!


PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




MOVIES -


TAGS: lord of the rings ring wedding dvd
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - October 10, 2011, 4:00 pm
Sweet!... Fav'd


HATCHERY - Spawn more Overlord !




THE ULTIMATE WEAPON - Putin is forging the Ring of Destiny


TAGS: putin lord ring
Rating: 2.36/5

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DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all


TAGS: duct ***e lotr lord rings
Rating: 4.78/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:22 pm
A clue please? I married a contractor & thought I'd heard just about all the "duct" (duck sic) ***e jokes out there but I'm a little dense I guess, could be something due to age? I don't know when it happened but I woke-up one morning .............
yifme - March 7, 2012, 9:36 pm
One ***e in silver to bind them
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


My Lord... -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....


MIDDLE AGES -


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.67/5

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NeoViking - June 23, 2016, 6:36 pm
Okay, basic Middle English lesson time: "wast" thy journey, not "wath" thy journey. "doth" means, "does," as in, "she does windows," and again, "wath" is not a word, but someone speaking Middle English would have said, "what" just like we do today.
william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm
LMFAO
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am

dude....FTW!!!!
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.


THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.


TAGS: overlord douchbag impenetrable cardboard fortress
Rating: 4.35/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Now sit on it and spin. 5L!


Orlando Bloom -


TAGS: hobbit lord of the rings typecast
Rating: 3.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 27, 2013, 2:17 am
Basically anything computer generated to cover for his pathetic acting. Not as bad as Keanu Reeves, but still.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2013, 6:42 pm
...and Troy, and the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN -


TAGS: reality lord
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:36 pm

hmmm...lets see...the first time someone called me sir....do you mean without the words `you`re making a scene`after themÉ
mariand - December 29, 2011, 4:18 am
lol


YOUR SINS - Jesus' eternal healthcare plan covers everything - even those problems you were born with!




THE MASTER - Lord Voldemort's more vampire brother.




EVIL OVERLORD -


TAGS: evil overlord murder mayhem minions magic
Rating: 2.19/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
Of course I enjoy my work.
Khatmonsuk - January 21, 2009, 4:55 pm
The Mighty M's!


YOUR DATE - You know it's not working out when she begs you to slip her a roofie.


TAGS: please strike him now lord
Rating: 4.92/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:45 pm
in which case we would call that premeditation, her a sl*t, and she would get to be shared with all your weird friends and relatives:)
rerun - February 5, 2012, 6:05 pm

especially when she supplies her own roofie for you to slip her
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:43 pm
Comment win!
BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:01 pm
thanks Sho :)
Sho - February 4, 2012, 8:47 pm
Qmao


THE PLANET EARTH - No way near as complicated as you would have first thought... So what is your little part of paradise famous for..?? Just call me 'Frodo'...


TAGS: earth lord planet rings usa
Rating: 3.73/5

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Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 9:58 pm
http://www.facebook.com/ph**o.php?fbid=10150113975456648&set=a.448426491647.245745.654951647
Hawamleh - January 1, 2011, 1:19 pm
War and a bit of Oil :D
Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 12:25 pm
We have artsy-fartsy-mailorder sammich makers...
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:17 am
5 artsy-fartsy lions ;)


BEING A LANDLORD - Just got so much better.


TAGS: landlord p***ert
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 26, 2012, 7:39 am
I Spy !


ALIENS -


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rec***. a*** *** has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.


POWER OVERWHELMING -


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

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Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L


Sith Lord - Darth Kitty Cat, -




TIME LORD - He must be one...




RALPH WIGGUM - Who knew he had such dynamic range?




Taunted House -


TAGS: motifaker realitylord tribute
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 12, 2016, 5:52 am
Yes. And I became a second-hand, electric donkey bottom biter. Thanks for the vote!
MissPriss - March 12, 2016, 12:00 am
UP yours Jeebus. Too bad your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry :(
JesusWept - March 11, 2016, 10:42 pm
Thanks :)
Reality Lord - March 11, 2016, 9:18 pm

^^^^^ :)


The Boss -


TAGS: tyrannical overlord heartless sob
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - January 20, 2015, 9:56 am
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor natural disasters should stay these serfs from the swift completion of their jobs!
mizzdizz - January 20, 2015, 4:21 am
Now that's a pothole worth griping about! 5 laughing lions!
Greeny - January 19, 2015, 6:15 am
Not if it's your birthday, right?
JesusWept - January 19, 2015, 6:04 am
Once i couldn't get home from work because of a blizzard. The boss (who lived across the street) wanted us to do overtime....but the power went out haha.
MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 8:03 pm
I had a 5loser boss like that. Blizzard 1 year shut down the whole city of Winnipeg. He calls from Toronto insists I open the stores (paint & wallpaper). Tell him people using snowmobiles for emerg. vehicles. He says then make sure to open by noon!?!


PRAISE THE LOWERED -


TAGS: our lord his ride
Rating: 4.06/5

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Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 11:38 am

i want....THAT car...:). tribute day is the 28th....hang onto something guys.
GaryO - February 22, 2012, 10:56 am
thanx feaz
Feasibly - February 22, 2012, 10:51 am
5 Praises To The Lowered ;)


TIME - He always wins.... which means, we always lose.




SPORTSMANSHIP -




ANALYZE THIS -


TAGS: lord of the mob
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2011, 5:47 pm

font...name....must steal it...my precious


LOW BALLED -


TAGS: reality lord aka big daddy
Rating: 5/5

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Feasibly - April 30, 2011, 3:32 pm
Thanks Space! That's a great compliment coming from someone in which I have LMAO, after reading some of your posters...
spacedog - April 30, 2011, 2:36 pm
Nice. 5L


Sorry Dude -




Overlord -




UH OH, HE GOT HIS TANK -


TAGS: reality lord tank
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - February 3, 2012, 10:18 pm

:)


Mon Dieu -


TAGS: that moment when reality lord realizes he should of used spellcheck monty python holy grail frenchie john cleese
Rating: 4.67/5

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Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


A LONG ROAD TO RECOVERY -


TAGS: addictions reality lord
Rating: 4.6/5

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Greeny - July 13, 2011, 7:50 pm
lol x gazillion
crankyhead - July 13, 2011, 6:14 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!


RATING BOMBERS - If they can't get 5L's then no one can!


TAGS: realitylord claire toc face parody
Rating: 4.53/5

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CoolioIndeed - September 1, 2013, 10:32 pm
Oh man. I totally forgot I even made these.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 17, 2013, 3:49 am
LMAO X-D I enjoyed thi5 soooo much. It is epic.
djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 7:59 am
Oh come on, guys, this is not a private club! You can't expect to have only insiders comments... I like it myself, though! xx
darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:17 am
@Geoffro Get your birdass off of this site.
Sean - December 14, 2010, 7:00 pm
Hey ... WAIT A MINUTE ... if he dies as me ... BWAAAAH! Uhm, sorry about that. I learned too far back in my chair just now. *blushes*
forseti - December 14, 2010, 6:17 pm
Geoffro, you surely got that this has a deeper meaning you perhaps can't get. So please just don't vote on these "insider-posters". Democracy doesn't mean that everybody MUST communicate his impressions...
crankyhead - December 14, 2010, 5:42 pm
I'd give you a six if I could. =)
Geoffro - December 14, 2010, 5:27 pm
1L for the effort to put it all together, -4 for the not being very funny part.
CoolioIndeed - December 14, 2010, 1:51 pm
Well it was initially rejected with a "pm on the way" reason. I never got a reason, so I figured it had something to do with the caption, so I reworked it. Or perhaps they were saving it from the rating bombers at the time!
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2010, 12:43 pm
As always, a masterpiece Mr Coolio.


RL HATES THIS DAY -




MONOLOGUES -


TAGS: d*** she flew away too this evil overlord thing is tricky
Rating: 3.64/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 1:43 am
He's like the Pepe le Pew of birds!
Haarakkon - January 26, 2010, 9:20 pm
I love this one, and it took no time at all.


OH, LOOK - Overlord Douchebag Got His Own Comic!


TAGS: god overlord douchebag comic book
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sidereal - January 12, 2010, 7:46 am
Surely Adolf was left handed>?
Derek - January 12, 2010, 1:35 am
We're living in Bizarro-world


DEAR LORD -




OKAY - Who Upset The Overlord Douchebag ??




DEER LORD - As I lay me down to sleep I pray the..




SCHIZPHRENIA -


TAGS: oh lord dont leave me hangin here kgb cia fbi
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:34 am
Not all black.... she's half Apache.
Sean - June 23, 2009, 12:25 am
Yer married to a black helicopter? k****, but surprisingly quiet, no?
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:15 am
That's no eagle....
Sean - June 23, 2009, 12:10 am
That eagle tokd you to say that, didn't he? I mean, you can even tell from here he's wearing a wire.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 10:27 pm
3.5!!! This must be your worst poster ever!!!


SIGNS -


TAGS: wiz fantasy lord ring
Rating: 2.83/5

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Silvermist - May 4, 2009, 6:51 pm
Who made the sign fails
Gandalf - December 7, 2008, 5:47 am
its "Shall not pass".... stupid sign maker


ALL I WANT FOR XMAS -


TAGS: reality lord
Rating: 4.94/5

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Tytan - December 31, 2011, 2:32 am
god d*** it,I read your comment in quagmire's voice
Arvantillian - December 26, 2011, 10:33 pm
put me down for that one too!


AND THEY SAY - Moderating has no long term effects (he did come away with some nice consolation gifts)


TAGS: password reality lord
Rating: 4.72/5

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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 1:11 pm

what else do we know that floats?...lolz


THE NEW MODS -


TAGS: faceplant mooooo reality lord hammer
Rating: 4.53/5

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autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 7:18 pm
Wow, had no idea, Jews were involved, ****, I should run off the site now! lmao What diff does it make?
rerun - January 9, 2011, 7:14 pm

It's a club.....
Cubbybear - January 9, 2011, 7:08 pm
What's with all the Jewish Mods?....LOL!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:52 pm
Agg, I didn't say FAP!
agdaniele - January 9, 2011, 5:07 pm
I told you to go with padded walls.
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2011, 4:05 pm
$400 damage to the drywall alone this weekend at MotiHQ. gonna have to give them the 5LB'r. and I thought with those emmense forearms they sport, they'd have been able to grip it better
agdaniele - January 9, 2011, 3:43 pm
Put that thing down... you don't know how to use it!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:40 am
Fab! lol 5L's


BUT CRANKY, IT WAS ALL IN FUN -


TAGS: reality lord cranky
Rating: 4.19/5

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forseti - January 6, 2012, 10:36 am
lol!


CHURCH TANK - ...And you shall know my name is the LORD When I lay down my vengance upon thee


TAGS: church tank lord vengence
Rating: 3.58/5

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kay9kabang - February 15, 2010, 5:23 am
im thinking ultra-orthadox, that or the vatican isnt f***ing around anymore
rerun - December 22, 2009, 9:21 pm

the 21st century version of a Trojan Horse
Bartimaeus - December 22, 2009, 8:32 pm
Holy ****! Are those minarets!? The Swiss are gonna be pissed!
Chron139 - December 22, 2009, 8:27 pm
Im leaning more towards Anglican.
GySgt1811 - September 3, 2009, 6:46 pm
Is this poster orthodox?


CHILDREN -




Inspiration -




MY GOD - He wears #18 in Blue and White




It Burns -


TAGS: member me lord
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:44 pm
Thank you Mr.Gary...hope you get a lol out of my poke at you!
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:43 pm
Thank you me lord...wait until I can maneuver the create poster again...you'll be sorry I'm kinda back around here!
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 8:29 am
Not LOLing, but can’t get this smile off my face. OK, now I’m LOLing. 5L (duh) and to the favoratoruim, the roped off section.
Reality Lord - August 4, 2014, 6:06 am

LOL%. real nice priss


NSA Spying -




POST MODERATING -


TAGS: realitylord rl unicorn horse
Rating: 4.94/5

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Sean - September 12, 2011, 10:54 pm
b***t iffff you get in hizzz wayyy, he will RING RING his leeetal bell in your jheneral ... deerection!


"RUN...RERUN...RUN" -


TAGS: rerun movie cast garyo realitylord
Rating: 4.71/5

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rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:12 am

I really hope Ism will put together a "timeline" panel of these when done & send it to me. These are awesome
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 8:48 am
This just in; Ism’s gettin’ really good at this. Best banner yet ‘until it gets cold enough’. One question; is rerun disguised as a Rasta or Rusta?


REALITY LORD -


TAGS: mod roast realitylord
Rating: 4.69/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 8, 2011, 9:12 pm
LOL... well said.


HOI POLLOI -


TAGS: cranky rerun realitylord mods 3 stooges spread out timmie tribute challenge iceman
Rating: 4.56/5

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falloutghoul - March 1, 2012, 6:54 pm
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
rerun - February 29, 2012, 7:50 pm

WOW, amsome
maoworks2 - February 29, 2012, 7:46 am
Oh A Wise Guy !
Reality Lord - February 29, 2012, 7:35 am

style ice...all style. 5weet dude!
GaryO - February 29, 2012, 6:53 am
WOW


OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG -


TAGS: overlord douchebag 21 birthday wiser question mark goes here
Rating: 4.42/5

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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
thank you for posting this, i love it
temp - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
The guy on the left looks too happy in this poster. Very suspicious...


TAUNTING -


TAGS: reality lord
Rating: 4.38/5

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Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:29 pm

what....?....me...? lol


BOY THE WAY THE FAMILY PLAYED -




STICK OUT YOUR HANDS PUSH OUT YOUR TUSH -


TAGS: life is dance reality lord
Rating: 4.25/5

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mariand - November 23, 2011, 6:37 am
LOL... let's see some belly dance
Greeny - November 22, 2011, 8:06 pm
Hi555555!


THE MOTIFAKE CREW -


TAGS: motifakemotinet realitylord rerun crankyhead verdeckt
Rating: 4.23/5

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caveman - November 22, 2011, 1:26 am
my thoughts exactly commi
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:24 am
Ahhhh, the good 'ol days of the backstreet boys. THERE.WERE.NO.GOOD.DAYS.
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:51 am
I got dib5 on the manly baritone voice.


OH HE FLOATS THROUGH THE AIR -




WAIT A MINUTE - Is OD working for the government now?


TAGS: straight answers from the overlord
Rating: 4.07/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:41 pm
Brilliant!


SEE ME, SMELL ME - TASTE ME -




MORDOR - One does not simply "connect" to it.




LO, AND BEHOLD! -




WAR - “It needs but one foe to breed a war, and those who have not swords can still die upon them.”




DUE TO THE ECONOMIC DOWNTURN, - Q Branch has been hit just as hard as the rest of us




OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG -




1 THESSALONIANS 5:2 - For you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night.


TAGS: jesus thief lord night
Rating: 2.58/5

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Agamemnon218 - December 22, 2008, 3:09 pm
Solid, Scorpio: Rev 3:20 "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me"
LogicDude - December 22, 2008, 10:15 am
Okay, remember when I said I want my money by 5 o'clock or else? You remember that right?
Scorpio7 - December 22, 2008, 9:58 am
Revelation 3:20
... - July 15, 2008, 8:05 pm
Don't forget, Land Lord: You got my back rent? 6 Months overdue... and your DUCKING ME?!
Jesus: - June 30, 2008, 5:21 pm
Getting real tired of you dodging me man. Real tired.
Doris Night - June 30, 2008, 1:08 am
Wow, carpenter, rabbi, a**assin? He was a busy man with bills to pay. Mo money, mo problems.


DEFINITION: HOWARD - The Lord's middle name. "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name."




LORD OF WAR - This is how they want it to look




A Silly PLace -


TAGS: motifakers ughomer silverheart motinet rerun spacedog cannabal realitylord tribute monty python parody camelot silly place kights round table king arthur and thanks misspriss for telling me how to post a ****load of tags to my posters ok thats it
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:15 am
Oh yeah, somewhat true story-- kinda/sorta got thrown in jail.
Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:13 am
As the song goes: YOU CAN'T SNUFF THE ROOSTER.
concern3 - August 31, 2016, 3:45 am
Sometimes it's a scary place, I prefer silly. UP yours
JesusWept - August 30, 2016, 8:27 pm
Cannabal is Sir Robin. Haven't seen him for a while so i guess he bravely chickened out XD
Silverheart - August 30, 2016, 8:21 pm

Sir Bedevere? At least I'm not Sir Robin! Hey, ughomer! Not sure if he's as pure as Sir Galahad.
mizzdizz - August 30, 2016, 6:46 pm
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ^!


Lord Buckethead -


TAGS: lord buckethead uk candidate
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 16, 2017, 5:07 am
We keep things clean and tidy around here! chuckle, chuckle
SanityFree - June 14, 2017, 11:11 pm
I searched all the 'L's around here. I couldn't find blood on any of them!
mizzdizz - June 14, 2017, 10:51 pm
You wouldn't have to deal with those British tourists that prove the stereotype, would you? Most of them are pretty cool, but CA. is an international tourist trap. We get plenty of the truly rude ones too, and they are RUDE!!!!!
mizzdizz - June 14, 2017, 10:46 pm
Worked with the Brits for about 6 mos. a loooong time ago. When I get truly frustrated, I will still say, "Oh bloody 'ell!" Its catchy and expressive!
JesusWept - June 14, 2017, 6:20 am
They say: "Hold my leash so I don't f*** up again!!"
SanityFree - June 14, 2017, 2:47 am
Not entirely sure, I'm actually an Anglophile Yank. The way things are going, it might just be "BLOODY HELL!"
mizzdizz - June 14, 2017, 2:17 am
I take it you Brits are about to top our "Hold my beer" Presidential election? By the way, what do Brits say, "Hold my tea.", "Hold my ale"? Seriously, is there an equivalent?


Cover Up -


TAGS: motifakers rerun realitylord lgvernon cannabal misspriss silverheart ughomer tribute aliens coverup conspiracy ufo
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 6, 2017, 2:30 am
"I think we're parked, man."
Silverheart - April 30, 2017, 11:28 pm

What happens on the U.F.O. stays on the U.F.O. - until someone that nobody is ever going to believe tells all on Discovery Channel.


Borderland -


TAGS: motifaker realitylord tribute canada usa border wall
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - February 21, 2017, 5:31 am
Shouldn't that only be on the border with French Canada?
JesusWept - February 20, 2017, 2:39 pm
Sorry, bud. Couldn't find a higher one LOL
Reality Lord - February 20, 2017, 2:29 pm

higher


Baited -


TAGS: rerun reality lord the struggle is real
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 28, 2017, 2:28 pm
Nice one! Put in the Poster-A-Motifaker-thread. ^^^^^Up
concern3 - January 28, 2017, 8:30 am
Well I'm glad you found it, UP yours
Silverheart - January 28, 2017, 8:10 am

I genuinely have no memory of making this. I found it when I was cleaning out a folder of random pics.


new blood -




Task -


TAGS: motifaker realitylord tribute outthere mars explore taunting task
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - November 13, 2016, 7:32 pm

and still....no intelligent life.


Warning -




Hand Jive -


TAGS: reality lord get down with it
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 18, 2015, 12:12 pm
LOL! Very funny Greeny! 5 L!


The Council -


TAGS: motifaker lgvernon rerun realitylord motinet
Rating: 4.86/5

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JesusWept - March 5, 2016, 10:01 am
Are arrestees allowed to look at those?? XD
mizzdizz - March 5, 2016, 12:20 am
Kinda reminds me of the mugsh** book I had to look at the cop shop one time.... ^!!!!
concern3 - March 4, 2016, 3:44 am
This one is an UP yours


Rejected by The Lord -


TAGS: rality lord reject monty python
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2015, 5:36 pm
I think this the 5L story of me lords life...teehee.


REALITY LORD -


TAGS: realitylord driving road
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - November 12, 2014, 8:21 am
LOL (Sly)...however, I think I've done that. My sputtered words are so loud, they formed their own holograms
Silverheart - November 12, 2014, 6:46 am

How does one misspell a word, shouted? 5(R)Ls


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