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Lord Demotivational Poster

FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions

TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!

PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.


TAGS: lord of the rings ring wedding dvd
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - October 10, 2011, 4:00 pm
Sweet!... Fav'd

HATCHERY - Spawn more Overlord !

THE ULTIMATE WEAPON - Putin is forging the Ring of Destiny

TAGS: putin lord ring
Rating: 2.36/5

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DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all

TAGS: duct ***e lotr lord rings
Rating: 4.77/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:22 pm
A clue please? I married a contractor & thought I'd heard just about all the "duct" (duck sic) ***e jokes out there but I'm a little dense I guess, could be something due to age? I don't know when it happened but I woke-up one morning .............
yifme - March 7, 2012, 9:36 pm
One ***e in silver to bind them
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.67/5

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william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am

caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....

THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.

TAGS: overlord douchbag impenetrable cardboard fortress
Rating: 4.31/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Now sit on it and spin. 5L!

My Lord... -


TAGS: reality lord
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:36 pm

hmmm...lets see...the first time someone called me sir....do you mean without the words `you`re making a scene`after themÉ
mariand - December 29, 2011, 4:18 am

YOUR SINS - Jesus' eternal healthcare plan covers everything - even those problems you were born with!

Orlando Bloom -

TAGS: hobbit lord of the rings typecast
Rating: 2.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 27, 2013, 2:17 am
Basically anything computer generated to cover for his pathetic acting. Not as bad as Keanu Reeves, but still.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2013, 6:42 pm
...and Troy, and the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

THE MASTER - Lord Voldemort's more vampire brother.


TAGS: evil overlord murder mayhem minions magic
Rating: 2.19/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
Of course I enjoy my work.
Khatmonsuk - January 21, 2009, 4:55 pm
The Mighty M's!

YOUR DATE - You know it's not working out when she begs you to slip her a roofie.

TAGS: please strike him now lord
Rating: 4.92/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:45 pm
in which case we would call that premeditation, her a sl*t, and she would get to be shared with all your weird friends and relatives:)
rerun - February 5, 2012, 6:05 pm

especially when she supplies her own roofie for you to slip her
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:43 pm
Comment win!
BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:01 pm
thanks Sho :)
Sho - February 4, 2012, 8:47 pm

THE PLANET EARTH - No way near as complicated as you would have first thought... So what is your little part of paradise famous for..?? Just call me 'Frodo'...

TAGS: earth lord planet rings usa
Rating: 3.73/5

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Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 9:58 pm
Hawamleh - January 1, 2011, 1:19 pm
War and a bit of Oil :D
Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 12:25 pm
We have artsy-fartsy-mailorder sammich makers...
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:17 am
5 artsy-fartsy lions ;)

BEING A LANDLORD - Just got so much better.

TAGS: landlord p***ert
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 26, 2012, 7:39 am
I Spy !


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rec***. a*** *** has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

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Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L

TIME LORD - He must be one...

RALPH WIGGUM - Who knew he had such dynamic range?

The Boss -

TAGS: tyrannical overlord heartless sob
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - January 20, 2015, 9:56 am
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor natural disasters should stay these serfs from the swift completion of their jobs!
mizzdizz - January 20, 2015, 4:21 am
Now that's a pothole worth griping about! 5 laughing lions!
Greeny - January 19, 2015, 6:15 am
Not if it's your birthday, right?
JesusWept - January 19, 2015, 6:04 am
Once i couldn't get home from work because of a blizzard. The boss (who lived across the street) wanted us to do overtime....but the power went out haha.
MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 8:03 pm
I had a 5loser boss like that. Blizzard 1 year shut down the whole city of Winnipeg. He calls from Toronto insists I open the stores (paint & wallpaper). Tell him people using snowmobiles for emerg. vehicles. He says then make sure to open by noon!?!


TAGS: our lord his ride
Rating: 4.06/5

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Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 11:38 am

i want....THAT car...:). tribute day is the 28th....hang onto something guys.
GaryO - February 22, 2012, 10:56 am
thanx feaz
Feasibly - February 22, 2012, 10:51 am
5 Praises To The Lowered ;)

TIME - He always wins.... which means, we always lose.



TAGS: lord of the mob
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2011, 5:47 pm

font...name....must steal it...my precious


TAGS: reality lord aka big daddy
Rating: 5/5

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Feasibly - April 30, 2011, 3:32 pm
Thanks Space! That's a great compliment coming from someone in which I have LMAO, after reading some of your posters...
spacedog - April 30, 2011, 2:36 pm
Nice. 5L

Sorry Dude -

Overlord -


TAGS: reality lord tank
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - February 3, 2012, 10:18 pm


Mon Dieu -

TAGS: that moment when reality lord realizes he should of used spellcheck monty python holy grail frenchie john cleese
Rating: 4.67/5

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Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


TAGS: addictions reality lord
Rating: 4.58/5

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Greeny - July 13, 2011, 7:50 pm
lol x gazillion
crankyhead - July 13, 2011, 6:14 pm

RATING BOMBERS - If they can't get 5L's then no one can!

TAGS: realitylord claire toc face parody
Rating: 4.53/5

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CoolioIndeed - September 1, 2013, 10:32 pm
Oh man. I totally forgot I even made these.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 17, 2013, 3:49 am
LMAO X-D I enjoyed thi5 soooo much. It is epic.
djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 7:59 am
Oh come on, guys, this is not a private club! You can't expect to have only insiders comments... I like it myself, though! xx
darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:17 am
@Geoffro Get your birdass off of this site.
Sean - December 14, 2010, 7:00 pm
Hey ... WAIT A MINUTE ... if he dies as me ... BWAAAAH! Uhm, sorry about that. I learned too far back in my chair just now. *blushes*
forseti - December 14, 2010, 6:17 pm
Geoffro, you surely got that this has a deeper meaning you perhaps can't get. So please just don't vote on these "insider-posters". Democracy doesn't mean that everybody MUST communicate his impressions...
crankyhead - December 14, 2010, 5:42 pm
I'd give you a six if I could. =)
Geoffro - December 14, 2010, 5:27 pm
1L for the effort to put it all together, -4 for the not being very funny part.
CoolioIndeed - December 14, 2010, 1:51 pm
Well it was initially rejected with a "pm on the way" reason. I never got a reason, so I figured it had something to do with the caption, so I reworked it. Or perhaps they were saving it from the rating bombers at the time!
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2010, 12:43 pm
As always, a masterpiece Mr Coolio.



TAGS: d*** she flew away too this evil overlord thing is tricky
Rating: 3.64/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 1:43 am
He's like the Pepe le Pew of birds!
Haarakkon - January 26, 2010, 9:20 pm
I love this one, and it took no time at all.

OH, LOOK - Overlord Douchebag Got His Own Comic!

TAGS: god overlord douchebag comic book
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sidereal - January 12, 2010, 7:46 am
Surely Adolf was left handed>?
Derek - January 12, 2010, 1:35 am
We're living in Bizarro-world


OKAY - Who Upset The Overlord Douchebag ??

DEER LORD - As I lay me down to sleep I pray the..


TAGS: oh lord dont leave me hangin here kgb cia fbi
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:34 am
Not all black.... she's half Apache.
Sean - June 23, 2009, 12:25 am
Yer married to a black helicopter? k****, but surprisingly quiet, no?
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:15 am
That's no eagle....
Sean - June 23, 2009, 12:10 am
That eagle tokd you to say that, didn't he? I mean, you can even tell from here he's wearing a wire.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 10:27 pm
3.5!!! This must be your worst poster ever!!!


TAGS: wiz fantasy lord ring
Rating: 2.83/5

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Silvermist - May 4, 2009, 6:51 pm
Who made the sign fails
Gandalf - December 7, 2008, 5:47 am
its "Shall not pass".... stupid sign maker


TAGS: reality lord
Rating: 4.94/5

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Tytan - December 31, 2011, 2:32 am
god d*** it,I read your comment in quagmire's voice
Arvantillian - December 26, 2011, 10:33 pm
put me down for that one too!

AND THEY SAY - Moderating has no long term effects (he did come away with some nice consolation gifts)

TAGS: password reality lord
Rating: 4.72/5

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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 1:11 pm

what else do we know that floats?...lolz


TAGS: faceplant mooooo reality lord hammer
Rating: 4.53/5

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autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 7:18 pm
Wow, had no idea, Jews were involved, ****, I should run off the site now! lmao What diff does it make?
rerun - January 9, 2011, 7:14 pm

It's a club.....
Cubbybear - January 9, 2011, 7:08 pm
What's with all the Jewish Mods?....LOL!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:52 pm
Agg, I didn't say FAP!
agdaniele - January 9, 2011, 5:07 pm
I told you to go with padded walls.
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2011, 4:05 pm
$400 damage to the drywall alone this weekend at MotiHQ. gonna have to give them the 5LB'r. and I thought with those emmense forearms they sport, they'd have been able to grip it better
agdaniele - January 9, 2011, 3:43 pm
Put that thing down... you don't know how to use it!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:40 am
Fab! lol 5L's


TAGS: reality lord cranky
Rating: 4.19/5

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forseti - January 6, 2012, 10:36 am

CHURCH TANK - ...And you shall know my name is the LORD When I lay down my vengance upon thee

TAGS: church tank lord vengence
Rating: 3.58/5

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kay9kabang - February 15, 2010, 5:23 am
im thinking ultra-orthadox, that or the vatican isnt f***ing around anymore
rerun - December 22, 2009, 9:21 pm

the 21st century version of a Trojan Horse
Bartimaeus - December 22, 2009, 8:32 pm
Holy ****! Are those minarets!? The Swiss are gonna be pissed!
Chron139 - December 22, 2009, 8:27 pm
Im leaning more towards Anglican.
GySgt1811 - September 3, 2009, 6:46 pm
Is this poster orthodox?


Inspiration -

MY GOD - He wears #18 in Blue and White

It Burns -

TAGS: member me lord
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:44 pm
Thank you Mr.Gary...hope you get a lol out of my poke at you!
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:43 pm
Thank you me lord...wait until I can maneuver the create poster again...you'll be sorry I'm kinda back around here!
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 8:29 am
Not LOLing, but can’t get this smile off my face. OK, now I’m LOLing. 5L (duh) and to the favoratoruim, the roped off section.
Reality Lord - August 4, 2014, 6:06 am

LOL%. real nice priss

NSA Spying -


TAGS: realitylord rl unicorn horse
Rating: 4.94/5

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Sean - September 12, 2011, 10:54 pm
b***t iffff you get in hizzz wayyy, he will RING RING his leeetal bell in your jheneral ... deerection!


TAGS: rerun movie cast garyo realitylord
Rating: 4.71/5

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rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:12 am

I really hope Ism will put together a "timeline" panel of these when done & send it to me. These are awesome
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 8:48 am
This just in; Ism’s gettin’ really good at this. Best banner yet ‘until it gets cold enough’. One question; is rerun disguised as a Rasta or Rusta?


TAGS: mod roast realitylord
Rating: 4.69/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 8, 2011, 9:12 pm
LOL... well said.


TAGS: cranky rerun realitylord mods 3 stooges spread out timmie tribute challenge iceman
Rating: 4.56/5

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falloutghoul - March 1, 2012, 6:54 pm
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
rerun - February 29, 2012, 7:50 pm

WOW, amsome
maoworks2 - February 29, 2012, 7:46 am
Oh A Wise Guy !
Reality Lord - February 29, 2012, 7:35 am

style ice...all style. 5weet dude!
GaryO - February 29, 2012, 6:53 am


TAGS: overlord douchebag 21 birthday wiser question mark goes here
Rating: 4.42/5

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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
thank you for posting this, i love it
temp - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
The guy on the left looks too happy in this poster. Very suspicious...


TAGS: reality lord
Rating: 4.38/5

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Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:29 pm

what....?....me...? lol



TAGS: life is dance reality lord
Rating: 4.25/5

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mariand - November 23, 2011, 6:37 am
LOL... let's see some belly dance
Greeny - November 22, 2011, 8:06 pm


TAGS: motifakemotinet realitylord rerun crankyhead verdeckt
Rating: 4.23/5

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caveman - November 22, 2011, 1:26 am
my thoughts exactly commi
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:24 am
Ahhhh, the good 'ol days of the backstreet boys. THERE.WERE.NO.GOOD.DAYS.
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:51 am
I got dib5 on the manly baritone voice.


WAIT A MINUTE - Is OD working for the government now?

TAGS: straight answers from the overlord
Rating: 4.07/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:41 pm

MORDOR - One does not simply "connect" to it.



WAR - “It needs but one foe to breed a war, and those who have not swords can still die upon them.”

Sith Lord - Darth Kitty Cat, -

DUE TO THE ECONOMIC DOWNTURN, - Q Branch has been hit just as hard as the rest of us


1 THESSALONIANS 5:2 - For you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night.

TAGS: jesus thief lord night
Rating: 2.58/5

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Agamemnon218 - December 22, 2008, 3:09 pm
Solid, Scorpio: Rev 3:20 "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me"
LogicDude - December 22, 2008, 10:15 am
Okay, remember when I said I want my money by 5 o'clock or else? You remember that right?
Scorpio7 - December 22, 2008, 9:58 am
Revelation 3:20
... - July 15, 2008, 8:05 pm
Don't forget, Land Lord: You got my back rent? 6 Months overdue... and your DUCKING ME?!
Jesus: - June 30, 2008, 5:21 pm
Getting real tired of you dodging me man. Real tired.
Doris Night - June 30, 2008, 1:08 am
Wow, carpenter, rabbi, a**assin? He was a busy man with bills to pay. Mo money, mo problems.

DEFINITION: HOWARD - The Lord's middle name. "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name."

LORD OF WAR - This is how they want it to look

Rejected by The Lord -

TAGS: rality lord reject monty python
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2015, 5:36 pm
I think this the 5L story of me lords life...teehee.


TAGS: realitylord driving road
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - November 12, 2014, 8:21 am
LOL (Sly)...however, I think I've done that. My sputtered words are so loud, they formed their own holograms
Silverheart - November 12, 2014, 6:46 am
How does one misspell a word, shouted? 5(R)Ls

It Ain't Easy Being A Sith Lord -